Eyal Shani has built a career on knowing which tomato is worth it long before it turns red. We do the same with your customers. Dinner at his Miznon on the 23rd, hosted by Chris and Noy. Meta's "Build your first pLTV model" workshop the morning after.
Miznon · Eyal Shani · SohoShani will tell you, at length, that a tomato is the most honest thing on a plate: the good ones show themselves early, long before anyone else bothers to look. That is our whole job, only with customers. His Soho pita bar does the whole roasted cauliflower, the run-over potato, and pitas folded around things that shouldn't fit in pitas. No slides, no pitches. Just the honest pLTV conversation, the night before Meta's workshop.
Thursday at Meta's London office: the Practitioner Track breakout "Build your first pLTV model". Churney is one of the vendors presenting. Ten minutes, one real client, and a straight answer to the question everyone in the room has: what does a first model take on my side?
Whether the client built it with our help or we built it for them, we say which. Then the offer is the same as always: a free test that week, and a pilot with the bar agreed upfront. Budget follows proof.
Tell us you're coming and we'll hold a chair. Table details arrive the morning of the 23rd.
Table details arrive the morning of the 23rd. Plans change? Write noy@churney.io.
Because Eyal Shani judges a tomato the way we judge a customer: early, on the signals, before it's obvious to everyone else. It's also the only vegetable with its own monologue at Miznon.
Shani's. The whole roasted cauliflower that launched a thousand imitations, pitas stuffed with things that have no business being in a pita, and tomatoes he will talk about for longer than we talk about pLTV. Come hungry, plates are shared.
Nothing. Dinner and drinks are on Churney.
No. The workshop is Meta's invite, dinner is our table. If you're in London that Wednesday evening, you're welcome.
Tick the +1 box. Seats are limited, so we confirm +1s a few days before.
No decks, no recordings, no pitch. We save that for Thursday, where Meta has given us exactly ten minutes.
Tell us at noy@churney.io so we can offer your chair to someone else.
